🍄 TMN’s CYA Policy
(Cover Your Ads)

“See Ya Later” if your ad doesn’t make the cut.
All submitted Myco-Break Ads go through our internal quality spore-check before appearing across The Mushroom Network. This isn’t bureaucratic BS—this is how we keep our ecosystem bioluminescent, legal, and sporetacular.
  • 🧬 FORMAT & SIZE: Image must be square (1:1) and at least 1000x1000px. Don’t send us pixel mush or stretched garbage.
  • 🎨 VISUAL STYLE: Must fit TMN’s psychedelic aesthetic—bold, weird, readable, and cosmic. No white-background snooze-fests.
  • 💬 TEXT & COPY: Ad copy must be clear, spellchecked, and readable on any device. “Click here!” isn’t a message.
  • ⚖️ COMMUNITY & LEGAL: No hate speech, illegal claims, or sketchy links. TMN reserves the right to reject anything that flunks the vibe check or gets us in legal trouble.
  • ⏱️ APPROVAL TIME: Most ads reviewed within 24 hours, max 48 hours on busy weeks.
  • 📬 REJECTION? If your ad’s not approved, we’ll tell you why. You can fix and resubmit (unless you’re just ignoring us—in which case: “C-YA!”)
See our full “Absolutely Not” List (Expand if you’re unsure)
  • 🚫 Pornography, sexually explicit, or adult content
  • 🚫 Violence, gore, or threats
  • 🚫 Hate speech, bigotry, or discrimination
  • 🚫 Weapons, illegal drugs, or controlled substances
  • 🚫 Unverified or dangerous medical claims
  • 🚫 Scams, pyramid schemes, get-rich-quick, or “miracle” solutions
  • 🚫 Malware, spyware, or any security-compromising link
  • 🚫 Plagiarized, low quality AI-generated, or copyright-infringing graphics without permission
  • 🚫 Anything we find unethical, spammy, or simply off-brand for The Mushroom Network
Unsure if your ad will pass? Ask us before you buy or submit.
Remember: 🍄TMN is a Cosmic Playground, not a legal battle zone. Play nice, keep it weird, and Cover Your Ads.
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