🎤 “What is a Patron?” 🎤
Verse 1:
What is a Patron? Let me think for a second,
Oh, he’s that guy with a spore print collection!
With a shroom cap on his head, not afraid of the muddy,
He’s the one laughing loud, with spores on his buddy.
Chorus:
What is a Patron? He’s a fungi fanatic,
In the woods day and night, his enthusiasm’s ecstatic.
For the love of the spores, he’s always ready to chat,
On the Mushroom Network, where the myco-crew’s at!
Verse 2:
What is a Patron? Oh, she’s truly enlightened,
Studying mycelium, while her intrigue is heightened.
In the lab with her cultures, or the field with her guide,
Identifying those shrooms with a sense of pride.
Chorus:
What is a Patron? A lover of fungi lore,
From the common button shroom to the rare lion’s mane spore.
Got questions on mushrooms? She’s got answers to ration,
Educating the world with a fungal passion.
Bridge:
In the forest, they gather, every Patron and friend,
Hunting chanterelles, morels, the fun never ends.
From agar to zygospore, their knowledge doesn’t stall,
These Patrons of fungi, they love ’em all!
Verse 3:
What is a Patron? That’s a person who knows,
The difference ‘tween a bolete and those luminous glows.
With a basket in hand, and a field guide to match,
He’s the king of the forest, every mushroom he’ll catch.
Chorus:
What is a Patron? A myco-enthusiast’s dream,
In a community where mushroom love reigns supreme.
From the spores to the caps, and the gills in between,
Patrons of The Mushroom Network, keepin’ it keen!
